- Yo Mamma is so ugly, her nickname is hairy pooter.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother".
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out of the toilet.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she shaves her pits with a lawn mower.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't make out with her.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, her shadow quit.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!"
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she could be the poster child for birth control!
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she could only be Yo mamma.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
- Yo Mamma is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly she "trick or treats" over the phone.
- Yo Mamma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application.
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Yo Mamma is So Ugly