- Yo mamma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
- Yo mamma's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
- Yo mamma's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, when the fortune teller said she would die in 3 hours, she went and bought some life savers.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
- Yo mamma's so stupid, when she into wall greens, she said, "Hey! The walls ain't green!"
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice!
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she had you.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she went to a parking meter, put in a quarter and waited for a gumball to come out.
- Yo mamma's so stupid, when your dad told her that it's chilly outside, she went out with a spoon.
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Yo Mamma is So Stupid