- Yo mamma is so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
- Yo mamma is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
- Yo mamma is so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
- Yo Mamma is so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
- Yo Mamma is so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.
- Yo mamma is so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
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Yo Mamma is So Skinny