- Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies!
- Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
- Yo mamma is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
- Yo mamma is so short she can play handball on the curb.
- Yo mamma is so short she does backflips under the bed.
- Yo mamma is so short people mistake her for an end table.
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