- Yo mamma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
- Yo mamma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
- Yo mamma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
- Yo mamma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
- Yo mamma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
- Yo mamma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
- Yo mamma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
- Yo mamma so poor she drives a peanut.
- Yo mamma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
- Yo mamma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
- Yo mamma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
- Yo mamma so poor she had to fart in her purse to make a scent.
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Yo Mamma is So Poor