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  • Yo mamma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her and passed out.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mamma jumped up on the table and said "crabs!"
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mamma put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
 
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