- Yo mamma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
- Yo mamma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
- Yo mamma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
- Yo mamma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
- Yo mamma so hairy, she has afros on her chest.
- Yo mamma so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
- Yo mamma so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
- Yo mamma so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
- Yo mamma so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
- Yo mamma so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
- Yo mamma so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
- Yo mamma so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
- Yo mamma so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mamma so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
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Yo Mamma is So Hairy