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Yo Mamma is So Fat PDF Print E-mail
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  • Yo mamma is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
  • Yo mamma is so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
  • Yo mamma is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
  • Yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for exercise
  • Yo mamma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
  • Yo mamma is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
  • Yo mamma is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
  • Yo mamma is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
  • Yo mamma is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
  • Yo mamma is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
  • Yo mamma is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
  • Yo mamma is so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
  • Yo mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
  • Yo mamma is so fat she's got her own area code!
  • Yo mamma is so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
  • Yo mamma is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
  • Yo mamma is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
  • Yo mamma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
  • Yo mamma is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
  • Yo mamma is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
  • Yo mamma is so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
  • Yo mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
  • Yo mamma is so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
  • Yo mamma is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
  • Yo mamma is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
  • Yo mamma is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
  • Yo mamma is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
  • Yo mamma is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
  • Yo mamma is so fat she got in the pool and the water rose a foot higher!
  • Yo mamma is so fat that when she tripped and rolled over a forest, she made PAPER!
  • Yo mamma is so fat that when she fell into the hippo exhibit at the zoo the hippos started singing "We are family!"
  • Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her.
  • Yo mamma is so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
  • Yo mamma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
  • Yo mamma is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped off a diving board in a orange bathing suit, everybody said "Look, the sun's coming up!"
 
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