- Yo Mamma is so dirty she slowed down speed stick.
- Yo Mamma is so dirty a family of mice inhabit her belly button.
- Yo Mamma is drawers are so dirty the roaches check in but they don't check out.
- Yo Mamma is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
- Yo Mamma is so dirty she actually repels mosquitoes.
- Yo Mamma is so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
- Yo Mamma is so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
- Yo Mamma is so dirty she made right guard turn left.
- Yo Mamma is so dirty she makes mud look clean.
- Yo Mamma is so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused!
- Yo Mamma is so dirty she leaves a ring around the public swimming pool.
- Yo Mamma is so dirty skunks give her house a wide berth.
- Yo Mamma is so dirty you can tell her age by the rings underneath her armpits.
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