- Yo mamma is so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
- Yo mamma is so bald you can see whats on her mind.
- Yo mamma is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
- Yo mamma is so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
- Yo mamma is so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
- Yo mamma is so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
- Yo mamma is so bald, you can play airhockey on her head.
- Yo mamma is so bald, she curls her hair with rice.
- Yo mamma is so bald, she needs a weave to make naps.
- Yo mamma is so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head.
- Yo mamma is so bald, I thought she was Mr. Clean.
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