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Yo Mamma is So Dirty
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  • Yo Mamma is so dirty she slowed down speed stick.
  • Yo Mamma is so dirty a family of mice inhabit her belly button.
  • Yo Mamma is drawers are so dirty the roaches check in but they don't check out.
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Yo Mamma is So Ugly
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  • Yo Mamma is so ugly, her nickname is hairy pooter.
  • Yo Mamma is so ugly, she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother".
  • Yo Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out of the toilet.
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Yo Mamma is So Greasy
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  • Yo mamma is so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
  • Yo mamma is so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.
  • Yo mamma is so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
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Yo Mamma is So Lazy
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  • Yo mamma's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
  • Yo mamma's so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
  • Yo mamma's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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Yo Mamma is So Hairy
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  • Yo mamma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
  • Yo mamma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
  • Yo mamma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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Yo Mamma is So Short
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  • Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies!
  • Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
  • Yo mamma is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Yo Mamma is So Nasty
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  • Yo mamma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her and passed out.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
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Yo Mamma is So Stupid
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  • Yo mamma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
  • Yo mamma's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
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Yo Mamma is So Smelly
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  • Yo Mamma is so smelly, that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent.
  • Yo Mamma is so smelly, even sewer rats get outta her way.
  • Yo Mamma is so smelly, even the dogs won't smell her.
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Yo Mamma is So Fat
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  • Yo mamma is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
  • Yo mamma is so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
  • Yo mamma is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo Mamma is So Bald
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  • Yo mamma is so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
  • Yo mamma is so bald you can see whats on her mind.
  • Yo mamma is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Yo Mamma is So Skinny
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  • Yo mamma is so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
  • Yo mamma is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
  • Yo mamma is so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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Yo Mamma is So Poor
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  • Yo mamma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
  • Yo mamma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
  • Yo mamma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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Yo Mamma is So Old
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  • Yo mamma's so old, her memory is in black and white.
  • Yo mamma's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
  • Yo mamma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
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Yo Mamma is So Big
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  • Yo mamma's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
  • Yo mamma's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
  • Yo mamma's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
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